Karr1962000

Edited: 04/04/26 at 10:00 am central time. I will be working on my About Me and saving this several times to get it just right. Make sure that you read the four Important Notices before sending messages, I will ask if you’ve read my page.

Hello everyone, Welcome to my NSFW page
I’m Karr1962000, I call myself Grandpa Karr

I’m glad you’ve decided to visit my page, as it says above I’m Grandpa Karr, your host and if you're wondering if I'm a real grandpa, sadly no, as far as I know I’m not a real grandpa, I’m a wanna be grandpa.

Sorry that my About Me is so long, others put items in their About Me so that you can read a little about them, but I have a lot of information that I would like to impart to everyone so that maybe the person that I’m suppose to be with will come to this site and find my page, even if they find it by searching for an old fat man and read my About Me and actually does fall in love with my body and my dirty talk and is serious about wanting to visit.

I will try to help guide you through my About Me, I know it’s long but I want everyone to know who Grandpa Karr is and as you can see from my pictures and/or videos I am an old fat man. I was born in 1962 and I weigh around 250 pounds, plus I’m disabled with bad lungs and on oxygen all the time, I’m trying to get my About Me as short as possible with the important information at the top and general information lower down.

I know this is a video porn site and not a dating/hookup site but hookup sites are run by scammers and I’m in no position at this time to be able to date since I have no car and/or money to purchase another vehicle otherwise I would be able to travel to meet someone.

This is why I’m posting on here (a porn site) because I figure what better place than a porn site to find who I’m hoping to find. Yes, I’m looking for a Female/Femboy/Twink that is close to and/or willing to pay their way to my location for sexual intercourse with me an old fat poor man, I will go into more detail about who I’m looking to find and why I need you to be able to pay your way later but first my location.

I live 🏠 in Edinburg, Illinois, U.S.A., where I woefully live alone, but 🤞 I am trying to fix being so lonely, ooh so lonely, the only way I know. 🤞

I live in a small town on Illinois route 29 (IL-29), which now by-passes Edinburg about 6 miles just inside the Christian County line going south from Springfield, Illinois, it's about a 30 minute drive or about a 15 minute drive from Taylorville, Illinois going north. My place is and shall always be clothing optional to all adults, so come on over to my place and make yourself comfortable, I do but some restriction do apply.

As an option while you’re visiting I’m hoping the person agrees to allow me to videotape, edit and upload it to the internet as I want, but like I mentioned it is an option and not a requirement for visiting. Before I go to much further I want to try and give you a picture of what the sexual part of first meeting will mainly consist of, which is me wanting to play with my partner(s) naked and/or nearly naked body to see how many times I can get them their happy ending, more on this later in my About Me.

There will be some playing with my body but I’m figuring that once someone else touches me other than Left E Hand and/or his brother Right E Hand 🤣 it won’t take long to finish because he got so excited and I explain more later why. I want to try and get you to a happy ending as many times as I can and at the end I would like one big happy ending and if you have any toys you might want me to use, bring them with you and we can see what I can do.

Life has turned me into a perverted D.O.M. (Dirty Old Man) and an exhibitionist to boot, which I love to expose myself for all adults (18+) to see. Next I’ve had individuals send me messages and I feel like I need to post four notices that needs to be read before continuing, the first notice was cut into three paragraphs to make it easier to read and if you fall into one of these notices then maybe you shouldn’t send me a message.

*** IMPORTANT NOTICES ***

1. Since my search the past five years has found no females on the planet that will have sex with me, at this time I'm not doing video chat. I’m also not doing audio and/or written chat for free. You can contact me if you wish to talk about pricing for audio / written dirty chat or if you want me to be available when you want for dirty talk then we can talk about paying a retainer. I had to get rid of the phone I used for my phone sex since I only had one person pay one time and couldn’t afford to pay for a phone I didn’t use, so for now I use Discord on the computer only because it is free, I don’t need a phone and I have used it before, plus it has audio and written chat.

a. Hey baby, how you doin’. You say like to see Grandpa Karr’s naked body and like to listen to my dirty chat in my videos, then you can help Grandpa Karr out, for a few dollars Grandpa Karr’s attention will be directed directly at you while telling you a fantasy story about what ever legal characters you want in your story, maybe a story about you visiting your grandpa and listen to what grandpa would like to do with you or if you prefer I will just talk filthy to you to help you have a happy ending while you enjoy your own body, I love talking dirty, filthy and down right perverted.

b. Unlike those phone sex commercials you’ve seen on TV, I won’t waste your time eating up your money, plus if you finish early and you still have time left then no problem, you can use it at a later time if you want and you can add time to your account anytime you want.

2. I WILL NEVER SEND MONEY TO ANYONE UPFRONT (non-negotiable). Any money for reimbursement and/or payment for being in a video will only be paid once the taping and/or visit is completed, this is how porn actors are paid so that they make sure the scenes are done before payment according to google.

3. I WILL NEVER GIVE OUT MY EXACT ADDRESS (non-negotiable). All first meetings also called a Meet-N-Greet will happen at the Ayerco gas station here at my location at Edinburg, it is a safety procedure for both parties, once you see I am the fat old man in the pictures and I see you're the same person as in the pictures you sent then we can go to my place. If you won't do a Meet-N-Greet at the gas station, then no need to message me unless you know where I live then just stop by.

4. If you don’t have any pictures/videos on your page I will want to see pictures of your naked body since I’m looking on a porn site for sex and you can see my naked body I should be able to see yours. If you don’t want to put them on this site to show me because you don’t want anyone else looking at them, I can give you my email address where you can send the pictures, this will show me that you are male or female. The first picture I would like to see a full frontal nude showing your chest and genitals, the second picture I would like to see a full back shot showing your back area and butt cheeks only. These picture will never be shared with anyone they are for my eyes only.

I guess if you got through all of the important notices that you agree with all of the above and might be ready to send me a message, which is okay but there is a lot of information below about more of who I am, ages and information about why I’m so desperate to find someone still to come in my About Me.

I want to continue next with the selector right after the name XHamster that shows a persons gender preference sometimes gets changed to “gay” because I’m a single male, but that’s not right. As far as their selection I’m straight and I don’t want any females see it say gay and think I’m only gay, they need to update that selector to include Heteroflexible and others or quit changing single males to gay.

I’m a heteroflexible male which means I am bisexual, the hetero part means I’d prefer to find a female over a male with her smooth, hairless, feminine body and the flexible part means that I wouldn’t mind finding certain males, especially what Twitter (X) calls a Femboy/Twink which is a feminine, petite, usually hairless male but they don’t have heteroflexible as an option but it has heteroflexible in the “I am” line of the personal information.

The Minimum age is 18 years old for everyone to include anyone in my fantasy audio/written dirty talk, but that doesn’t mean I expect someone this young to be interested in a poor old fat disabled man. That is why it is called a fantasy but I also don’t want to exclude someone that young that might like to be with an old fat man or any young couple that just became adults like 18 year old high school sweethearts that might be shy and want a safe space where they can learn about and have sexual intercourse with someone that will be patient with them as he helps them and go at the pace they want.

Party age (my place) which is 18 years old, oops sorry unfortunately it is 21 years old or older (by law), then we can party with alcohol and/or pot, which is legal in Illinois, I could possibly purchase other legal alcohol once you have arrived if you want something different and everyone must show picture I.D. before entry into my place.

Maximum age (males only) is actually a sliding scale, which means and I’m not trying to offend anyone, but I go by the way your body looks whether it turns me on or not and I have mentioned that I like hairless, nearly hairless bodies or doesn’t mind being shaved.

This isn’t an exaggeration and I’m only posting this to show how desperate I am at this point in time because I started looking online and in real life in Oct 2020 hoping to find someone, then wishing in 2022, then praying in 2024 and now over 5 years later I’m now begging someone because I haven’t been with anyone for 20+ years (Oct 2005 to Oct 2025+) and my nerves are shot and since no females / femboys and/or twinks have been serious about visiting me, I’m open to almost any male 65 years or below that wants to meet up.

There are some things I won’t do with certain males, but if a male knows a female that will either visit when he visits and/or visits me prior to his planned visit, then I would probably do more things than if he came alone, this can be discussed prior to visit.

The above has been edit and I'm leaving the rest of it on here for informational purposes for what hasn't been edited and added to the About Me above.

In October 2020 it had been 15 years since I had been with anyone (females or males) and I decided to make a porn video of me masturbating to upload to my first site, I was thinking that even if I can’t get a female to have sex with me that maybe I could get a few females to see my naked body and watch me jack off my small cock, then when I seen that my first video was getting views, so I decided to make more videos. Now in October 2025 it has been 20 years and still counting.

I was banned from the first site because they said after 3 weeks of being online, after they viewed the video and accepted it within their policy said the video went against their policy, not sure how it all of a sudden goes against their policy, but I guess they must change their policy when they want.

At the time I was banned I had over 100 videos online, just over 440,000 total views and just got my 1,000 follower when I was banned a day or so later. They are the same videos on here where it is only me in the video and I like to talk dirty and/or tell fantasy stories. All people in my audio are at least 18 years old or older, most of the time all people mentioned are 18 years old unless otherwise mentioned. So now I am trying on this site and running out of energy to edit some of my other videos to upload, especially not wanting to edit one wrong and get banned from another site.

I am too old to lie to anyone because I don't want anyone that contacts me to lie to me. If you have any questions, then ask but probably most of your questions will be answered by reading below, but if not, then ask and

I will tell you the truth about because I don’t want to meet someone and start with lies. This is one reason what I say about my life is negative, down on myself and in a dire situation.

I'm more interested in finding a straight or bi Female than a hairy male, but since I haven't been able to find anyone since late 2020, I wouldn't mind finding what I have found out are Twinks which is a young, slim, and typically smooth-skinned, or hairless, male with a youthful or boyish appearance, often in his late teens to early twenties or what Twitter (X) calls a Femboy which I would like to find a bisexual male like a Twink, feminine, petite, hairless, nearly hairless and/or willing to shave body/genitals to become hairless.

I like smaller cut cocks (not required), I would like to find a femboy/twink that has small tits would be good, I have never touched a non-cut cock before. If there was a male that would bring a female that is 18+ for sex with me, I would do more with a male that brought a female with them over if a male showed up by themselves, the female could visit my location for sexual intercourse either when the male visits or the female could visit earlier than the male.

You can visit my location as a Single Visit (One Day/Night or Multiple concurrent Days), become FWB (Friends Who Bone) or the one I am dreaming about is becoming my Live-In Non-Sexual and Sexual Slave/Sub.

Non-Sexual is doing housework to include but not limited to cooking basic food, massaging my neck, legs, back and keeping the place clean. Keeping me clean will also be one of your jobs while you live here, which will start out as Non-Sexual, then turn Sexual probably, because after you clean me, I want to clean you.

Sexual mostly will be me playing with your naked/nearly naked body to include but not limited to kissing, licking, sucking and there will be some fucking, toys can be purchased to use as needed.

The next two paragraphs is optional only and not a requirement for visiting for sex, I'm an amateur homemade porn creator, I am not rich, unless you consider a lifetime of built up Love as being rich, if not, then I am not rich, I only get disability payments.

Like the title to my page states above "Female 18+, hairless Femboy/Twink as Live-in slave/sub to help make videos" isn't actually a job offer, but is a hope that either a female, a hairless femboy and/or a twink that is hairless likes old fat men like me and is looking to start porn videos and wants to find someone to help build a business to gain a lot of money in hopefully a short amount of time. I'm hoping you agree to let me video tape our sex to be edited and uploaded to the internet, your face can be blurred during editing if you don't want your face seen on the video.

SERIOUS MESSAGES ONLY PLEASE.

I am forced into my own personal mental and physical prison because I have to stay at home 24/7 due to not having a vehicle or the money to purchase a cheap but dependable car, which means I am forced into in my own solitary confinement where I am totally alone not talking to another person for days and only allowed to go somewhere when my helper is here working.

Late 2024 had another website ban my videos, not sure how a video can be within their standards for around a year, then all of a sudden they become against their standards, especially when the site just bans me with out even sending a message explaining why my account was banned.

I worry that this site will be next then none of my videos will be online with everyone banning my videos, if someone is thinking that when I use the words little, girl, boy, hairless and other descriptive words I am meaning minors, I want to ask them why that image comes to their mind? When I use those words I am meaning males and/or females of minimum 18 years old, it sounds like they are the ones thinking I am talking about minors, not me.

Even though I prefer a more feminine petite hairless body style for males, that doesn't mean I won't be comfortable or want to do anything with others. I would possibly play with someone other than what I have stated, you might think it is racist or something, but it will depend on what your body looks like.

I am not sure if what I am doing you would really call porn, right now it is just me doing some Masturbation with my small cock (as you see in my profile picture and videos) while I do some Dirty Talk, I tell dirty stories / fantasies or just talking dirty about the porn video I am watching at that time.

IMPORTANT NOTE: I have a webcam but I only use it for when I am in my Chaturbate room, when I am in there to expose my cock to whoever wants to see it. I am not doing any video or phone chat until I have had sexual relations with a female at my location. I am only wanting to chat with people that plans on wanting to visit my location, once I have had sex with a female, then I will be more likely to do dirty chatting again.

If you have a certain look mentioned above, I might be able to pay you for being in my porn videos, but my Security Procedure #1 is I will never send money upfront, any money paid for either paid as an actor and/or reimbursement for travel will be given only after our taping session has been completed. This is just to protect me from what I call the grab-N-go, been there many times in the past when I was younger, that is why I started given money after it has been completed.

I would at least jack someone's cock off if they wanted to visit, even if at first I didn't want to do other things once you show up I might want to do more. There are some things that I might not do with someone until we finally meet, I have seen some older males that would fit in with that description.

If you like my body and would like to visit for sex, I will want to see pictures of your naked body showing your chest/tits and cock/pussy, if you're not wanting to send me pictures of your naked body, then you're not wanting to have sex with me. If you don't want to put your pictures on this site, ask about my email and maybe you can send them there for me to see.

If you move-in and become my Live-in Sexual and Non-Sexual helper I wouldn't have a problem if you wanted to work or school during the day and help take care of me of a night and on weekends as I get older, plus help me start my dirty talk business that I want to start to make a lot of money. I would love to find someone that I could do some Feminization and turn them into my little granddaughter.

Security Procedure #2: I will only do a Meet-N-Greet at the gas station at Edinburg Illinois, it is a safety procedure for both parties, once you see I am the fat old man in the pictures and I see you're the same person as in the pictures you sent, we can go to my place. I will never give out my exact address, if you won't do a Meet-N-Greet at the gas station at Edinburg Illinois, then no need to message me (non-negotiable).

There are a lot of reason I give for coming to visit my location: Pity, Charity, Revenge on cheating partner, Bored, Virgin and/or Shy, Pregnant or if you just want to have some sexual fun. I have also added that someone really wants to punish themselves or parents and agree to come visit my location for sex.

Other than sexual I also like to listen to Classic Country music, Watching TV and playing Video games. I love my Cheeseburgers, Pizza. If you're 21+ and you like to party with POT (legal in Illinois), vodka, Fireball, other beverages and possibly have food and/or snacks available, when you visit while we have sex. When we chat you can tell me what you like, I might be able to get what you want to eat and/or drink (alcoholic and/or non-alcoholic) when you arrive. If you're 18-20 then I could try to have what you want to drink that isn't alcoholic, even though I don't agree that it should be 21, you're an adult at 18 and should be allowed all the rights and privileges of an adult.

If anyone wants me to be an old fat SUGAR BABY for online or IRL play, we can talk about that just mention about wanting me to be a Sugar Baby.

Message me if you want to learn more about me and the websites I have my pictures and videos. Thank you for visiting my profile and reading about me.